So far, it's the kind of film Steven Spielberg would make if he didn't have a clue how to be interesting.

Yellow house.

Everything in this film seems to be yellow.

The house is solar powered.

I see no solar panels.

I wonder what effect a trinary supernova will have on a solar powered house?

It'll turn into some sort of unstoppable super-house.

Boring domestic, soppy stuff.

Weird, green, glowing obelisk thing. Is that supposed to be there?

For some reason, the child is talking to it like she thinks it's a person.

What sort of person is a glowing green triangle?

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Weird, green, glowing obelisk thing. Is that supposed to be there?

"Green glowing obelisk," is a difficult thing to say out loud.

Adverts.

The glowing green obelisk has vanished.

I hate it when they do that.

When's something exciting going to happen?

Now there's a small glowing green thing.

Now they're having a barbecue. 

Do something interesting. I've paid a fortune to see this movie.

A light switch doesn't work.

The taps do.

People eating corn on the cob. I hate the sight of people eating corn on the cob.