After much thought, I have decided not to.

Are they for int*rnal use only?

I understand that it is that they are for those who wish to have candles which recreate the atmosphere of having been previously int*rn*lly used by Ms Paltrow.

Or do they also function as a high-protein, royal jelly-rich and Lapis lazuli flake-seamed energy bar?

I will not.

She gets right royally on my wick, although I've browsed in Goop which is mildly interesting if you have a spare ten minutes. I was given some of her v*gin*l glitter dust as a present. It will be regifted once I've decided on a target.

For candles I'll be sticking with Diptyque, Cire Trvdon and my dwindling stock of exclusive (discontinued) and excellent candles from the Majorelle, made from fragrances associated with the eponymous garden and in tribute to Yves Saint Laurent.

Nightjar wrote:

Are they for int*rnal use only?

I had hoped for credit regarding my wonderful wick pun about the candlemaker.

My mind must be in the gutter, I didn't even see the 'Wick' joke.

Well not to worry. Maybe I should do that as a sideline.