Plasticine demon-eyed monster in a frock-rock is the official sub-genre of rock of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Jake Fluckery is the official co-writer of mid-'80s pop-soul filler album tracks of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Sticky Vicky is the official supplier of ping pong balls and/or light bulbs to the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Golden Horseshoe Crab is the official crab of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Bernard Gribble is the official film editor of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Rex Reason is the official reason of and for the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Biffa Himley is the official school bully of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
My Way or the Carnival Is Over is the official ultimatum of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The rainbow sea slug is the official slug of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
I Forget What It's Called Now by Thingy is the official album of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Tittybottle Park is the official park of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Tittybottle is the official feeder of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Koz, Mark, Ralph, Wadge and Wolfgang the dog, trying to save their local adventure playground from being torn down, are the official CFF gang of cheeky but kind-hearted rascals of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Cloudburst at Shingle Street is the official weather going on all the time outside of the Nu-HotW de facto leader's abode of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Blackburn Meadows (AKA the big orange and black structure) is the official power station of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Falling out t'bloody tree is the official insurance claim/scam of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Zarniwoop's Brain Cloud is the official cloud of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Sheffield is the official Lesbian Capital of the North, of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Grimsargh is the official apocalyptic traffic nightmare zone of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
"Huge acorns grow from tiny nuts," is the official quote of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Grimsargh is the official New Hall of the Wendigo refreshment stop-off before you arrive at Blackpool, the official holiday destination of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
A sensible amount of thinly-chopped cheddar fragments is the official 'magic' bread ingredient of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Toyota Island, aka junction 4 of the A50, is the official backup spiritual centre of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Wendcoin is the official cryptocurrency of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Silkie is the official domesticated fowl of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Junction 10 of the M6 is the official spiritual centre of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Hala Fruit is the official fruit of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The bathysphere is the official sphere of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Valais Blacknose Sheep is the official sheep of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
"Watch the lemon," is the official catchphrase of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Vietnamese Mossy Frog is the official frog of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Braun Astronette is the official hair dryer of New Hall of the Wendigo.
A Yamaha X-3001 Syn-Kazoo shoved up an electronic hippopotamus's *rse is the official sound of the future of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
It's official! I Believe in Father Christmas is the greatest Christmas song of all time!
"Uncle Gary," is the official children's entertainment officer of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
"Veribovvie," is the official Nu-HotW word for anything that sounds a bit like D. Bovvie.
Monday the 25th of May is the official Tummywobbles-Monday of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Danger Fourpence is the official footballer of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Our Day Will Come by Ruby & the Romantics is the official Nu-HotW, "Mind-yourself-our-time-will-come," song.
MC Nige is the official Hip Hop superstar of the New Hall of the Wendigo. :yo:
The apple maggot is the official species of fruit fly for the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Schneiderzhappie is the official German word of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Hot Space is the official Queen album of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
It Turns Out, Supertramp and Anti-Gravity are the official perfumes par La Nouvelle Salle du Wendigo.
"Rubber crocodile," is the official scent of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Poundland, "Click, click!" mouse is the official mouse of the New Hall of the Wendigo, despite its build quality and usability being a little patchy at times.
Melodramatic trumpets for no noticeable reason are the official reason for the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Oozlum bird's nest is the official
Carry On nest of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
A Pukka Posher leek, chicken and pancetta pie, reduced by £1.21, is the official dinner of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Rosy Maple Moth is the official moth of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Authorised Neutral Athlete is the official sporting nation of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Snodgress Milland is the official actor of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Peak Freans are the official Sunday afternoon biscuit makers of the Hall of the Wendigo.
Deirdre Cartwright is the official guitarist of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Duncan Lamont is the official drill operator of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee is the Official Scottish-Swiss symphonic power metal anthem of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The New Zealandland dollar is the official currency of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Billie the imaginary owl is the official owl of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The koala bear is the official animal of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Ethel Merman is the official singer of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Arthur Lucan is the official comedian of the New Hall of the Wendigo (despite being a bit scary).
The miserable-looking Blobfish is the official fish of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Maria McKee is the official cryptid of the Hall of the Wendigo.
The Bolivian Puss Caterpillar is the official caterpillar of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Daphne is the official flower of the New Hall of the Wendigo. Suzi Quatro is the official dancer of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Blackpool is the official holiday destination of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
244 is the official number of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Mrs Mills is the official pianist of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Vlada Roslyakova is the official supermodel of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Bshnyizsh ba boozshniz byishnyia na boozshnizh ba boozshnizh nana ba byizshnizh is the official song of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Simon Creepton is the official New Hall of the Wendigo Puppet Prime Minister.
Vince Taylor is the official New Hall of the Wendigo Rocker 'n Roller.
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