Re: What's in the News?

by Nightjar Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:16 pm

Reminds me of this...

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:17 pm

by cosmictanya Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:52 pm

Sheffield was on the news tonight. Apparently they've only got one strip club left, and a citywide row is ongoing as to whether zero might be better.

by Nightjar Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:55 pm

Is Zero in P*niston?

by cosmictanya Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:03 pm

I don't know, I'm only going on what I saw.

I've just seen Wendi's post above mine. That happened to me once in a nightmare. I was absolutely drenched, globules were dripping from the walls and ceiling, and I couldn't get away due to being pinned in place by the giant responsible. The only time I've ever successfully had *** in a dream.

by Nightjar Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:08 pm

by cosmictanya Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:42 pm

Jason Donovan saves neighbours from a fire in just his underpants.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2019/oct/02/jason-donovan-acts-the-good-neighbour-as-he-tackles-blaze-in-his-pjs

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:16 pm

There was a fire in his underpants? scared

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:16 pm

At least, that's what Kylie tells me. box

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:17 pm

by cosmictanya Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:24 pm

She should be so lucky.

by Guest Tue Oct 08, 2019 1:35 pm

Nightjar wrote:That has to be Photoshop chicanery.

by Guest Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:53 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50221046

Men funnier than women, confirmed.

:troll:

by Guest Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:32 pm

Sara Pascoe is "probably funnier than 99% of all males"

Gorilla No

by Guest Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:28 pm

What's in the News? - Page 7 Stream_2.6812654

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-12-01/apostrophe-catastrophe-as-pedantic-grammar-society-shuts-down/

hmm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:09 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:10 pm

Its a disgrace. llama

by Butterfield Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:31 am

It's official - Dame Floella Benjamin! floella tilt

by Guest Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:17 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51602655

cthulhu

by cosmictanya Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:45 pm

Fangirl Three wrote:This finally vindicates my policy of always having at least £200 in cash in my possession at all times. (Unless you're planning to ambush me in the alley beside the electricity substation, in which case I never carry any).

Still, I wanted a double backup, so I tried opening various Mastercard card accounts online today, but every single provider told me to do one because my identity papers weren't in order :bureaucracygonemad:

£200 in cash at all times? I've heard of putting a fiver down your bra so you can afford the bus fare home after being robbed, but £200 seems excessive. I don't know where you find the energy for the concentration required to not mislay it.

I once left a Jaeger Le Coultre watch on the sink of a one night stand after removing it to thoroughly wash my hands and wrists. The git told me he hadn't seen it and his girlfriend refused to let me in to look for it when I went round there.

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