Reminds me of this...

Sheffield was on the news tonight. Apparently they've only got one strip club left, and a citywide row is ongoing as to whether zero might be better.

Is Zero in P*niston?

I don't know, I'm only going on what I saw. 

I've just seen Wendi's post above mine. That happened to me once in a nightmare. I was absolutely drenched, globules were dripping from the walls and ceiling, and I couldn't get away due to being pinned in place by the giant responsible. The only time I've ever successfully had *** in a dream.

..

Jason Donovan saves neighbours from a fire in just his underpants.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2019/oct/02/jason-donovan-acts-the-good-neighbour-as-he-tackles-blaze-in-his-pjs

There was a fire in his underpants?

At least, that's what Kylie tells me.

She should be so lucky.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50221046

Men funnier than women, confirmed.

:troll:

Sara Pascoe is "probably funnier than 99% of all males"

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-12-01/apostrophe-catastrophe-as-pedantic-grammar-society-shuts-down/

Its a disgrace.

It's official - Dame Floella Benjamin!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51602655

Fangirl Three wrote:

This finally vindicates my policy of always having at least £200 in cash in my possession at all times. (Unless you're planning to ambush me in the alley beside the electricity substation, in which case I never carry any).

Still, I wanted a double backup, so I tried opening various Mastercard card accounts online today, but every single provider told me to do one because my identity papers weren't in order :bureaucracygonemad:

£200 in cash at all times? I've heard of putting a fiver down your bra so you can afford the bus fare home after being robbed, but £200 seems excessive. I don't know where you find the energy for the concentration required to not mislay it.

I once left a Jaeger Le Coultre watch on the sink of a one night stand after removing it to thoroughly wash my hands and wrists. The git told me he hadn't seen it and his girlfriend refused to let me in to look for it when I went round there.