It's clobbering time!

We are supposed to have a visit to Colchester today by Prince Charles to present new colours to the Parachute regiment and a flypast by 6 of these just before midday!
I think I will go and hang around the barracks and see what happens (never thought I would say that).

You've got the place all to yourself now, of course.

Yep, plenty of room now for photo's...

My local newspaper used my pics

On the website anyway, probably use better ones in print though cos they weren't that good to be honest.

Don't forget to demand millions of pounds from them.

It's lucky I left town, I could never have topped that.

You could've shot it down.

But then Zarners would've got even more awesome photos.

https://www.aol.co.uk/entertainment/ulrika-jonsson-says-her-sex-114751308.html

Yet more "sexy" celebrity news.

Nancy Pelosi is currently in Chorley in Lancashire.

I stopped at the Asda there for petrol when I went to Scotland last. It's one of those weird ones where you drive to the kiosk as you leave, and get handed a card machine out of the window.

I heard it was all staffed by mandrills too.

It was staffed by a man, who may well have had a drill in the booth somewhere out of sight.

For working on hobby projects perhaps.

That's a drillman.

Bicester Town Council attempts to book Vera Lynn for a concert, more than a year after her death.

https://www.oxfordshirelive.co.uk/news/oxfordshire-news/bicester-town-council-admin-error-6008554