Please don't let France win.

Iceland judge has just got off his trawler.

We've still not scored a single point.

It's Catalina Ponor!

Nightjar wrote:

It's Catalina Ponor!

Like, Romanian gymnastics legend, Catalina Ponor.

Man with hair like the castle behind!

Lovely French girl with a pronounced diastema.

We've got no points from any of the juries.

The public votes are in.

We've got zero points from the public.

Nul points.

Malta get 47 points.

Italy have won.

How weird.

Crying woman with handbag trying to get up on stage with them.

What a load of Betty swallocks


It won't let me swear!

The Italy song pretty much passed me by; I only really remembered the lead singer's clothing and not the song at all. Oh well, at least it's one of the "big five" old skool countries that's won, first time for Italy since 1990 I think I heard.

Italia 1990.

It's quite interesting that an extravagant contest which has been completely taken over by gays and... other interesting types, has voted for a generic straight, white, dad-rock song as a winner. Where are the Dana Internationals and Conchitas?! It has seemed in recent years that "rock is dead", but it tonight it isn't.