After that, the crew of Moonbase Alpha are transported back to 14th Century Scotland.

I have a feeling that is going to be painful to watch.

Maya's going to turn into a cliché Scotsman, isn't she?

The Quiet Ones is on The Horror Channel at 9 o'clock.

It's claimed to be a Hammer movie but I've never heard of it.

Oh. Apparently, it's one of the modern "Hammer" ones. Not one of the real Hammer ones.

And was made in 2014.

Now to see what's on the telly right now.

At 6 o'clock, the Moonbase Alpha crew encounter a world populated by robotic humans.

That is what is on tonight.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

At 6 o'clock, the Moonbase Alpha crew encounter a world populated by robotic humans.

Barbara Bain's doing "sexy" dancing.

It's making Martin Landau jealous.

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

X-Men: Apocalypse is on Film4, at 6:20.

That's a bit early. I hope they've not cut all the exciting bits out.

In Space: 1999, the crew have a nightmare encounter with Bernard Cribbins.

That is what is on tonight.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

In Space: 1999, the crew have a nightmare encounter with Bernard Cribbins.

If I remember right, he plays a robot that sort of looks like an electric cooker.

I have now Googled it.

It looks nothing like an electric cooker.

Now to see what's on the telly right now.