I just saw recent footage of Grace Jones completely naked - total full frontal. That's my night complete.

She's talking about the infamous Russell Harty interview slap.

She's still quite passionate about just how offended she was at him turning his back on her.

She went into a strange British accent when she was talking about it.

She's now h*mping a stage.

She's now in Jamaica with family and her accent has gone proper, proper Jamaican.

Earlier she was in Paris and was speaking fluent French. I think Grace must be able to change her accent and language depending on wherever in the world she is. I wonder if she has ever been to Kazakhstan.

Love Is the Drug.

Grace Jones is trending on Twitter.

As ever, people think she might have died and are relieved to find out it's because there's a documentary on TV.

Thought this was Grace Jones https://t.co/QqcFsI9l91

— Pooch (@VeeAlmighty) August 3, 2021

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

Muppets Most Wanted is on BBC1.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Out of the Shadows is on Channel 4.

The Champions is on TalkingPicturesTV at 9 o'clock.

Sharron disappears while on holiday in Cornwall.

The Longest Day is on FIlm4.

Born Free is on Great! Movies Classic.

Or Born! Free, as they have, no doubt, renamed it.

At 6 o'clock, Commander Koenig is the only one who's aware that hideous aliens have taken over Moonbase Alpha.