A Shot in the Dark is on Film4.

The Taming of the Shrew is about to start on Great! Movies.

Eight Iron Men is on Great! Movies Classic.

Is that the latest sequel to Iron Man?

Oh. Apparently, it's on Great! Movies Action.

At 6 o'clock, following a séance, the Moonbase Alpha gang become convinced a nearby planet could be their new home.

That makes it at least the second episode in which the crew conduct a séance.

The last time they did it, it caused nothing but trouble.

And a ghost.

Maya's asleep in an Eagle.

Commander Koenig's trying to wake her up by banging on her doors.

She's woken up but can't reach the controls.

Now she's turned into a weird-looking child, to do it.

That was a great episode.

Mac Murphy got tricked by Abby Grant, and then he fell down a shaft into a nuclear waste silo which had just had an atomic trigger dropped down it

Then it finished with the two blokes viewing futuristic s*ft p*rn, while Maya looked on disapprovingly.

I think the 'weird-looking child' was supposed to be her own childhood self btw.

So many episodes involve nuclear equipment.

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

Arctic Apocalypse is on The Horror Channel.

The northern hemisphere is plunged into a new ice age.