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Butterfield
Posts : 20620 Karma : 420 Join date : 2018-05-03
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SiberianPrincess’sMidriff
Posts : 50721 Karma : 521 Join date : 2021-07-19
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:18 am | |
| Do the snozzberries taste just like snozzberries? _________________ What does an Argonian do when he returns home for a back-breaking day of working in the field? His Dunmer master's laundry, if he knows what's good for him. |
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Nightjar
Posts : 116040 Karma : 952 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:57 am | |
| What if it's that programme Embarrassing Bodies! _________________ Disprove the return of a potato (5)
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Butterfield
Posts : 20620 Karma : 420 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:40 pm | |
| - Nightjar wrote:
- What if it's that programme Embarrassing Bodies!
It would certainly get me reaching for the knob on the television. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:20 am | |
| Id like to kick mine. I went to press the volume button on the side, pressed the wrong one by accident, and now I have no television and no way to 'scan' because I don't have a 'remote' for the television, only for the Virgin box. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:22 am | |
| All of the buttons just go round in circles doing nothing. There's no 'back' option. I can't access anything - no basic channels, no extra channels, no YouTube, no Netflix, nothing.
I was perfectly happy with the television as it was. Using the side buttons for volume and on/off. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:24 am | |
| Please scan channels.
You'd think it might realise that I can't, and do it for itself.
I'm not sure it realizes the danger it's in. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:27 am | |
| Oh my god, I'm going to tear my face off. Why is it doing this to me? Why should I have to do all this? |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:29 am | |
| I think I'm getting shades of 2011 - 2014 or so, when something similar happened, and we just did without a television due to the difficulty of even turning it on. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:29 am | |
| Please scan channels. What is the point? Why can't it just go back to where they all were? |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:45 am | |
| Thanks for the rush to assist. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:20 pm | |
| On hold for the third time in a row. Virgin must have a contract with George Ezra, one of the singers I hate most in the world. I've had 'Budapest' on repeat, and the loop is now something about 'Paradise'. |
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SiberianPrincess’sMidriff
Posts : 50721 Karma : 521 Join date : 2021-07-19
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:25 pm | |
| Maybe you need the remote control, is it hidden at the back of a draw with leaking batteries in it?
Wot model number is it? _________________ What does an Argonian do when he returns home for a back-breaking day of working in the field? His Dunmer master's laundry, if he knows what's good for him. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:15 pm | |
| Oh. My son came home for lunch, and pressed one button. That's it fixed, and he's gone out again - hopefully not to tell his friends that he found me having a small whisky waiting for my Valium and propanolol cocktail to kick in, with mascara down my face, bereft at not even being able to watch the news.
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cosmictanya
Posts : 6063 Karma : 243 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Lick your television Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:18 pm | |
| - SiberianPrincess’sMidriff wrote:
- Maybe you need the remote control, is it hidden at the back of a draw with leaking batteries in it?
Wot model number is it? It probably is lurking somewhere in plain sight. The model number is a ridiculous long string - I remember finding it for a friend once, during another trouble, and he told me it indicated the television is from Serbia. It's always had a British plug on it. |
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