Next they'll be giving Dude, Where's My Car a cr*ppy review.

Apparently the 2009 'remake' of The Land That Time Forgot starring C Thomas Howell and Timothy B*ttoms that's on tomorrow is twice as good than both those films.

Anyone who's seen it knows that Dude Where's My Car is a post-modern masterpiece.

Obviously, it's not as sophisticated or nuanced as Dumb and Dumber, but, then again, what is?

And, I am not saying any of these things ironically.

Cross my heart, etc...

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

Superman and Lois is on BBC1, at 5:25.

Master of the World is about to start on TalkingPicturesTV.

Starring Vincent Price.

I haven't seen it in years. I remember it as being, basically, Captain Nemo with an airship.

I've just put it on.

Surprisingly light-hearted introduction.

Opening titles that are more like Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines than, "Captain Nemo with an airship."

The Land that Time Forgot is on The Horror Channel at 6:45.

A look at the plot summary suggests it's not the real version.

Vincent Price is addressing a 19th Century town, from behind the top of a mountain.

I keep expecting him to utter the words, "...without the soul for getting down."

He has not uttered those words.

I can't help feeling they've missed a trick.

According to The Radio Times, this film is on The Horror Channel at 7 o'clock:


 


I'm fairly certain that film is not called Mental.

I also doubt it's on The Horror Channel.

So far, the production values on Master of the World are unimpressive.

Doug McClure wouldn't've been seen dead in a film this cheap.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

According to The Radio Times, this film is on The Horror Channel at 7 o'clock:


 


I'm fairly certain that film is not called Mental.

Even the thumbnail on the pop-up window is wrong...



It would instead seem to be a poster for a Bollywood action film called Mental Police.