Inter-passenger conflict.

They can't agree whether it's, "ee-ther," or, "eye-ther."

Creaky 1940s comedy dialogue.

Arthur Askey shaping up to be this film's Jar Jar Binks.

In Germany, whenever a character in the Star Wars films says, "Jar Jar," does it sound to them like he's saying, "Yes Yes?"

No terrifying monsters so far.

Arthur Askey coming on to the female lead.

It's all gone Nightmare at 20,000 ft.

But with Arthur Askey, instead of a gremlin.

"Gertcha."

The word actually exists outside of a Chas 'n' Dave song.

They've all missed their train because of Arthur.

Now they're going to have to wait nine hours before the next one.

Someone's just called Arthur, "Young man."

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

"A Gainsborough Picture."

Her in that hat, that's Albert's girlfriend in Ask A Policeman, that is. :headlesshorseman:

They've been told the station's haunted.

This film would move twice as fast and be twice as watchable if Arthur Askey wasn't in it.

"Guaranteed haunting in every bogey."