I've never eaten a burger and I don't want to. Therefore I will not be going to Karen's.
And then there's this at the top of the piece...
'As anyone who’s been dragged into immersive theatre against their will would know, the cold, clammy terror of being picked on is very real' - never a truer word spoken.
However, I'm reasonably confident I'd be able to handle myself in the event I ever end up there by accident.