Door is falling apart.

Mummy hand.

Child is rescued by a strange man.

Jamie Lee Curtis is with him.

Their truck won't start.

This wouldn't be happening if they had bikes.

Like in ET.

People stood around at a meeting of townsfolk.

There's a character who's literally done nothing but talk into a microphone, doing a running commentary.

Jamie Lee's headed for a church.

The important people are now in the church.

Running Commentary Woman is about to be enveloped in fog.

It's banging on her lighthouse.

Church is under attack.

Hands are smashing through the stained glass.

Stained glass is expensive.

The fog has been very ineffective in its attempts to kill Running Commentary Woman.

The church is still under attack.

This is like that episode of Father Ted with the old women attacking the church.

Mummies are in the church.

The vicar says he has their cross of gold.

They are pirate mummies.

Why, exactly, do the mummy pirates want the gold? What are they going to buy with it?