Yesterday I had a brief chat with Caroline Munro.

We were both helping a bunch of tourists find the proper Abbey Road LP cover zebra crossing and I suddenly broke off telling them to ask the question "do you know who this woman is, by the way?".

They didn't know, so I told them that she was famous - a legend even and she got really embarrassed and punched me on the arm.

Now The Spy Who Loved Me is on on ITV.

Nightjar wrote:

Yesterday I had a brief chat with Caroline Munro.

We were both helping a bunch of tourists find the proper Abbey Road LP cover zebra crossing and I suddenly broke off telling them to ask the question "do you know who this woman is, by the way?".

They didn't know, so I told them that she was famous - a legend even and she got really embarrassed and punched me on the arm.

Now The Spy Who Loved Me is on on ITV.

Have her arrested.

Nightjar wrote:

Yesterday I had a brief chat with Caroline Munro.

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She punched me unconscious.

Did you pass on my complaint that the films she chooses for Friday nights aren't good enough?

I didn't have time cos she winked at me and flew off in a helicopter.

I’ve found my dream home. And it’s already been bought. So that’s that then.

I decided to paint one of my wardrobes gold, with a view to going all paired down but rich Japanese. It looks like something from a Victorian hookers boudoir at best (probably more like the pride and joy of a debt collectors wife in an Essex semi), and I’ve got gold paint in my eye.

I've just put a new pair of insoles into my trainers but there was no indication on them as to which side is the top side. How do I know I've put them in the right way up?

That's a pickle.

I've assumed the rubbery bit goes on the bottom and the fabriccy bit goes on the top.

Sir Curtly Ambrose has been staying in the same hotel as me this week, seen him at breakfast every day but I am not going to say anything to him as I am sure he just wants to be left alone......plus he's 6ft 7in tall..

Zarniwoop wrote:

Sir Curtly Ambrose has been staying in the same hotel as me this week, seen him at breakfast every day but I am not going to say anything to him as I am sure he just wants to be left alone......

I'm sure he'd cut you off quite sharply if you tried.

Zarniwoop wrote:

plus he's 6ft 7in tall..

Or perhaps he wouldn't be short with you at all.

Something something Curtly meaning the adverb for being Curt.

Oh it’s a real person? I thought it was some kind of in joke.

I went to my storage unit this morning as I usually do on Saturdays, but when I got close to the street where it is, I found the whole area had been cordoned off by the police!