Too late matey.

Please don't call me that.

Or I'll start calling you "chief".

Ok, your Eminence.

I'm not trying to be 'funny'.

I just really really dislike that term.

I went out with a girl once a while back who used to deploy it liberally and it got right under my skin.

Matey
Pal
Chum
Mate
Buddy

etc...

In truth, when used disingenuously, virtually every seemingly honest term of endearment is suspect.

Dear
Friend
Gr8 m8...

Your Eminence is OK.

Ok, so let's do a short one from the Buttertubz lisz tomorrow and a the Apache Indian EP.




Indeed, one of these:

32 mins: D. Dors (tubZ)
33 mins: X (NJ)
34 mins: Zappa (pbbz)
35 mins: Tracie (tubZ)
35 mins: Wombles (tubZ)


Buttertube will be here tomorrow won't he?

I called up the doctor's the other day and the receptionist kept saying "my friend" in a really patronising way whenever there was a question I asked and he didn't really know the exact answer to but was trying to buy time and therefore act like some kind authority re: the issue at hand.

It was as infuriating as it was nauseating.

I wanted to have a bath, clean my teeth, make my hair look a bit nice, get dressed in clean clothes, walk to the bus stop, wait for the bus, get the bus and then walk the 15 minutes from the bus stop to the doctor's and smash his f*****g stupid f*****g face in.

What a ****.

there's an episode of the Burkis Way where someones phoning up a Hospital, but it's actually run like a car repair garage, and the man on the phone keeps calling him variations of 'Chief', in increasingly zany* and spoofy* ways. I think Mahatma was one of them


* In a 1970s good sense.

Are we due a Nightj*zz one?

If so, X followed by Steven Kapur of Handworth? Or Zappa?

If you're about then I'd say Good 2 Go.

Nightjar wrote:

If you're about then I'd say Good 2 Go.

Isn't that too long + Apache Indian?

I will be available 2nite.

How about The Nice then Apache Indian?

We're doing x at 7pm and Apache Indian at 7:35pm

If Buttertubz is available tomorrow we're doing I...Amanda Lepore, if not we're doing The Nice.

That's right, I'm taking charge, if I leave anything to you lot it all goes wrong.


At least for this weekend,

OK, Dad.

to all the above.