I can’t hear that name without seeing her pee down her own leg during the marathon. There’s competitive behaviour and then there’s that. Nobody who cares that much about winning a race is at all normal. They’re also generally very tiring company. ‘So self important, so busy, too busy for a toilet break - or at least a private one, so you’re all coming with me’.

I don't think it was pee.

Nightjar wrote:

I don't think it was pee.

Oh, I wouldn’t be surprised. Perhaps my mind has sanitised it. Should be in a zoo.

Men's 100 metres coming up.

Obtuse Savile has just emerged from the tunnel.

Noah Lyles in danger of injuring himself emerging from the tunnel.

Oblique Seville is the official Olympic sprinter of the Nu-HotW.

I hope Lyles doesn't win.

They're all getting very hyped up.

What is going on?

Zarniwoop wrote:

I hope Lyles doesn't win.

The result we knew you'd Tate.

Nightjar wrote:

Zarniwoop wrote:

I hope Lyles doesn't win.

The result we knew you'd Tate.

There's no way to sugar-coat it.

Woman cyclist on BBC2.

"My body is literally my tool."

Cycling commentator keeps saying, "19 dead."

He means the time.

But it's distressing me.

Now the cycling's moved to BBC1.

Their bikes look stupid.

They should be forced to do it on chopper bikes.

Keely Hodgkinson.

I've missed the men's 1500m final, which was the one event I wanted to see.

But the Norwegian bloke only came 4th.

We won zilber.