Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2018 | Lisbon, Portugal

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:54

Now for semi-final 2. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:54

Two hours of cultural magic.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:54

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:55

Traditional intro music that Katie Boyle would recognise.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:55

Loads of visual padding. I'll fast forward to the stuff that matters.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:56

Four women on one stage. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:56

You can sense the mutual enmity from here. Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:57

Graffiti artistry.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:57

Norway.

Annoying youth with a CGI violin.

He sounds like Jamiroquai. llama

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:58

Oh my God, he's so slappable. rant

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:58

This is going to do well, isn't it. You can tell. rant

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:59

"Sing shoobadoodopdop. And that's how you write a song."

Sly

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 19:59

He's pulled out a real violin. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 20:00

This is going to win Eurovision this year, isn't it. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 20:00

It's doing everything you need to to win. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 20:00

Romania.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 20:01

People in psycho-killer masks.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 20:02

It's suddenly gone all Rock.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 20:03

This is rubbish. It's far too contrived to appeal to a Eurovision audience.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri 11 May 2018 - 20:04

By that, I mean they've contrived it to appeal to a Eurovision audience, not that a Eurovision audience would be put off by contrivance.

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