Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2018 | Lisbon, Portugal

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:53 pm

Woman riding around on a yacht.

I hope she doesn't crash into that Albanian man's gondola.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:53 pm

This is quite pleasant.

But familiar.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:54 pm

Hints of Portishead? Sly

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:55 pm

It's livened up for the chorus.

I can't help feeling that was a mistake. It was more interesting in the verse.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:56 pm

I felt that had potential to be interesting but was let down by a terribly uninspired chorus. I predict it will not qualify.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:57 pm

The Czech Republic.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:58 pm

They've gone down the 1920s revival/techno/dance route, like Britainshire did the other year with that song that sounded like the waffles advert.

It failed miserably for us. Will it work for the bouncing czechs?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:59 pm

Admittedly, this is less camp.

Then again, it's also less interesting.

I predict I will have forgotten it the moment it is over.

On the other hand, I remember every moment of the waffle song.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:00 pm

He's wearing a bag on his back.

Is he not planning on staying?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:00 pm

The audience seemed to like it.

They are easily pleased.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:00 pm

Lithiumania are on next.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:01 pm

Woman driving a vintage car.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:01 pm

Drippy so far.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:01 pm

Although she has a nice voice.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:02 pm

This is quite nice.

Will the chorus match up to the verse?

So far, it sounds like Athletes.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:02 pm

Will it end up sounding like athletes' foot?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:03 pm

It's not really going anywhere now.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:04 pm

She keeps doing the Dolores O'Riordan thing.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:04 pm

That started off promisingly but then became an exercise in pointlessness.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:05 pm

They're interviewing the acts in the lounge.

Time to fast forward.

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