Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2019 | Tel Aviv, Israel(?)

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:34 pm

They don't even need to have the vote. It's obvious this is going to win.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:38 pm

The voting's open.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:38 pm

I'm voting. I'm pressing the "V" key on my laptop.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:39 pm

Over and over and over again.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:39 pm

I'm going to press it so much that they can't ignore me.

by Nightjar Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:39 pm

I note that Bulgaria entered Eurovision in 2016 with the song "If Love Was a Crime".

Now, whilst I have no problem with the title (pretty good in fact) and whilst I'm not prepared to listen to the song in order to ascertain whether it was any good (in either the Eurovision sense or in a normal sense) I'm extremely disappointed that, after checking the lyrics online, the lyrics do not go:

If Love was a crime
I'd be doin' time

happy

That was what my brain thought the moment I saw the song title and I felt certain that that that was going to be in the lyrics.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:40 pm

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:40 pm

My vote has been made.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:40 pm

My will has been imposed.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:41 pm

My will be done.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:41 pm

Weird chicken woman from last year. dontpanic

by Nightjar Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:41 pm

Whatismore, I can't see it anywhere on the internet as an extant lyric.

Verily, I am an genius.

bowtie

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:53 pm

Bucks Fizz. Now! gasp

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:54 pm

And now they're gone. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:54 pm

The presenters are pretending to be Nightjar's favourites Bardot. gasp

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:55 pm

And now Gina G. gasp

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:56 pm

Katrina without her Waves. gasp

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:56 pm

With Bucks Fizz joining in. gasp

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:56 pm

Katrina and the Fizz, it's the awesomest supergroup ever. gasp

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:57 pm

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Cream.

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