Spurs FC (WSL) right-back Ashleigh Neville...



Mr. Spock...

Mr. Bronson out of Grange Hill...



Gordon Lightfoot...

Uncanny.

I hate you all.

It was my joke - MINE YOU HEAR!! - and then Wendi did it better and then I've just spent 40 minutes on Fake-o-Shop trying to make it perfect but have been just a tiny bit too drunk to work out how to create it with all the layers, overlays, opacities and polygonal lasso marquees in proper order.

And, not only that, now Wendi is going to say "you should download the free Foto-Bumfluff-Face-B*llocks-Like-Fuzzy-Little-Apricots app like I keep telling you".

I even tried to include the rear view mirror, but raised it a bit higher so it didn't conceal so much of Bernard Bresslaw's gorgeous countenance.

Nightjar wrote:

I hate you all.

It was my joke - MINE YOU HEAR!! - and then Wendi did it better and then I've just spent 40 minutes on Fake-o-Shop trying to make it perfect but have been just a tiny bit too drunk to work out how to create it with all the layers, overlays, opacities and polygonal lasso marquees in proper order.

And, not only that, now Wendi is going to say "you should download the free Foto-Bumfluff-Face-B*llocks-Like-Fuzzy-Little-Apricots app like I keep telling you".

https://www.gimp.org/

Listen, chum...

You did a good job of interpolating Bresslaw and Laye into the original OHMSS image, but the rear view mirror was ignored out of hand and the Alpine view out of the back window lazily dispensed with altogether.

In my view you either create an OHMSS Alpine backdrop or you - even more daringly - attempt to give Bond and Countess Tracy a backdrop of semi-rural, Home Counties by-roads.

Not to mention switching the car's interiors from a metallic olive green 1969 Aston Martin DBS to a 1957 duck egg blue Ford Consul.

All this clever forgery lends an additional layer of irony to the comment I was going to make, to wit, that I particularly like the first car scene, the one on Joan's mum's housing estate, where the supposed summer August backdrop is full of bare autumn trees and mist.

Something sore misgivings... something something talcum powder...

Nightjar wrote:

I hate you all.

It was my joke - MINE YOU HEAR!! - and then Wendi did it better and then I've just spent 40 minutes on Fake-o-Shop trying to make it perfect but have been just a tiny bit too drunk to work out how to create it with all the layers, overlays, opacities and polygonal lasso marquees in proper order.

And, not only that, now Wendi is going to say "you should download the free Foto-Bumfluff-Face-B*llocks-Like-Fuzzy-Little-Apricots app like I keep telling you".

Too slow. We all know the secret of Great comedy




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Timing.

Andrew 'Brillopad' Neil

One of those things people use to cover their 'toilet tissue':




Bjork:

The guitarist out of Chemtrails and Agnes from Star Trek: Picard

I thought it was a photo of, "What happened to the kids from Village of the Damned after they grew up?"

Bit rude.

Also I already posted that on the last page. I'm going senile.