I've had a dope hairdo haircut today.

It takened decades off of me.

I look like a foetus now.

My hairdoers have been texting me lately with lavish descriptions of the COVID precautions they're taking, in an attempt to lure me in for an appointment. And there's an increasing undertone of unease as they begin to suspect that I've died of the 'vid since they last saw me.

I also found time to get my hair cut.

I wish I hadn't now.

I've really let my hairdo go to pot recently.

The other day I looked like Nigel "C*nt" Slater - today, after an shave, I look like Patrick Swayze.

The latter is a better look, but still...

I should have booked to have my hair cut today, but I forgot. This will take me over the crucial 12-week limit.

I like Snail Mail's new do:

I appear to have drunkenly cut my own hair in the night.

Ooh dear that's not a good sign

And it's not really the weather for hats either.

SiberianPrincess’sMidriff wrote:

And it's not really the weather for hats either.

It doesn't look too bad actually.

BE's rocking a new dye job.

Impressively vivid.

Quote :

Tennessee woman sets record for world’s longest female mullet

Tami Manis wins Guinness world record for her 5ft 8in mullet after going 33 years without a haircut

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/01/longest-female-mullet-record-tennessee

Nightjar wrote:

Quote :

Tennessee woman sets record for world’s longest female mullet

Tami Manis wins Guinness world record for her 5ft 8in mullet after going 33 years without a haircut

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/01/longest-female-mullet-record-tennessee

She probably fits in quite well. Without the magazine shoot having done her up in men’s clothes and that she’s about a third of the size of her compatriots, her hairstyle is pretty much what I imagine to be commonplace in Tennessee, complete with crimping for a special occasion.