Inspired by this great article by the fab Marina Hyde, I realised we had no facility to discuss our favourite tabloid phrases. 

I suggest 'romping' - particularly if it happened with a 'beau' you have 'stepped out' with in 'London's West End'. 

There are loads of them. This is the place to enjoy...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2019/oct/17/how-paul-dacre-became-the-norma-desmond-of-journalism

As Marina points out, some things 'leave nothing to the imagination'. Particularly the imaginations of 'right thinking people'.

'Decent people' = an absolute c**t you wouldn't leave in charge of a can of soup.

'Common sense' = thick, and proud of it.

'Ordinary Brit/long suffering English/old fashioned values' = salivating with excitement at the potential for importing Saudi Arabian style penal codes.

'Bring back hanging' = looking for a job as an executioner but would be turned down for being a sadistic psychopath.

'Bring back National Service' = too young to have been conscripted into anything terrifying without consent, but once landed a punch in a pub fight.