The Brides of Fu Manchu is on TalkingPicturesTV at 12:05.

He's imprisonesd12 beautiful women as part of his plot to seize control of the world.

I can see no sign of V For Vendetta in the schedules.

Did Guy Fawkes die for nothing?

He probably wishes he'd never signed the Magna Carta, now.

That brave Hungarian peasant girl, asked him for an autograph...

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

Harry and the Hendersons is on Film4 right now.

Captain Kirk is having his memory erased by an obelisk.

After that, the Kazons hijack Voyager.

After that, Commander Koenig is injured on the Moon's surface.

And slips into a coma.

But awakes from it in a beautiful city of light.

And embarks on an affair with an alien scientist's daughter.

I have no memory of that episode at all.

I think The Radio Times is just making it up.

Rygbi Pawb in on S4C - a channel I didn't know I had.

Syoots is on the Paramount Network, for those interested in how duchesses get their start in life.

CBS Reality +1 offers Murder by the Sea. It promises 'an examination of the most terrifying murders to take place at British seaside resorts' - sounds quite good, so I've just tuned in.

It's a load of old sh*t to be honest. Talking heads in cheap hotel rooms, and black and white scenes of the battle for a Blackpool bungalow.

Sony something - can't make it out. I thoroughly enjoy a good Murder She Wrote these days. I'm sure I used to hate it. Cliff Richard was a similar thing - hated, tolerated, enjoyed. I wonder what other delights await as the decades fly by?

My grandad told me he'd taken my nan to one of Cliffs concerts for her birthday and exchanged looks of sorry recognition with the very few other men in the vicinity of Wembley Stadium.

Not how I planned to finish my afternoon, which has been both infuriating and wildly indulgent, but a simple hour of well crafted tv about the greatest serial killer on earth sallying forth from her cosy home to pin her viciously diverse crimes on everyone else always improves my mood.

Now to see what's on the telly right now.

We've passed the 50 pages mark on this version of the thread, so automatic thread-splitting could kick in at any moment.

Tuvok keeps having flashbacks to when he served under Mr Sulu. :donpanic: