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Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Guest Wed 25 Dec 2019 - 10:56
Why should you wear wellies when it rains cats and dogs?
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So you don't step in a poodle!!!!eleven11!!
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Fangirl Three Wed 25 Dec 2019 - 17:00
What is a frog's favourite drink?
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- Croaka-cola
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Guest Wed 25 Dec 2019 - 17:16
What Kind of Christmas decoration put you to sleep as you hang them?
Don't get it.
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Bore-Bells.
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Guest Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 16:55
What Kind of paper like music?
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Wrapping paper
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Nightjar Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 16:59
It could've given you a bit of a clue. 
Like "what Kind of paper likes the specific type of urban music that originated amongst the black and hispanic communities in the South Bronx during the late '70s and early '80s"?
Like "what Kind of paper likes the specific type of urban music that originated amongst the black and hispanic communities in the South Bronx during the late '70s and early '80s"?
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by Guest Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 17:13
What do you serve but never eat?
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A tennis ball!
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Nightjar Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 17:19
The Government!
The f*****g Man!
The f*****g Man!
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by Guest Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 17:35
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
I'm can't even
I'm can't even
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by Nightjar Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 18:22
It got itself in quite a jam?
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by The Call of the Wendigo Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 18:35
Does the answer feature a play on the word, "Wine?"
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Nightjar Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 19:24
*whine
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by The Call of the Wendigo Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 19:57
It let out a little w(h)ine?
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Guest Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 20:00
It's what happens when you spend £2 on 10 crackers.
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by The Call of the Wendigo Fri 25 Dec 2020 - 20:27
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Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
by Guest Wed 30 Dec 2020 - 14:48
What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
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A flying car-pet!
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