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| Subject: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread  Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:56 am | |
| Why should you wear wellies when it rains cats and dogs? - Spoiler:
So you don't step in a poodle!!!!eleven11!!
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Fangirl Three
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:00 pm | |
| What is a frog's favourite drink? - Spoiler:
Croaka-cola
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:16 pm | |
| What Kind of Christmas decoration put you to sleep as you hang them? - Spoiler:
Bore-Bells.
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:22 pm | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:23 pm | |
| - Spoiler:
bore-bells = Baubles.
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:55 pm | |
| What Kind of paper like music? - Spoiler:
Wrapping paper
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Nightjar
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:59 pm | |
| It could've given you a bit of a clue.  Like "what Kind of paper likes the specific type of urban music that originated amongst the black and hispanic communities in the South Bronx during the late '70s and early '80s"? 
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 5:13 pm | |
| What do you serve but never eat? - Spoiler:
A tennis ball!
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Nightjar
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 5:19 pm | |
| The Government!
The f*****g Man!
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 5:35 pm | |
| What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
I'm can't even |
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Nightjar
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 6:22 pm | |
| It got itself in quite a jam?
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The Call of the Wendigo
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 6:35 pm | |
| Does the answer feature a play on the word, "Wine?" _________________  |
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Nightjar
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 7:24 pm | |
| *whine
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 7:55 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 7:57 pm | |
| It let out a little w(h)ine? _________________ |
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 7:59 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:00 pm | |
| It's what happens when you spend £2 on 10 crackers. |
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The Call of the Wendigo
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:27 pm | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:11 pm | |
| My mistake it was £3. For 12. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Cracker Joke Thread Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:48 pm | |
| What kind of pet did Aladdin have? - Spoiler:
A flying car-pet!
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