Well?

McCartney. Both of the McCartneys - Linda and Paul. Young Paul was cute.

No time for Lennon or Yoko Ono. I don't want to sh*t all over an icon but frankly, I think virtually ignoring your first child and showing extreme emotional and financial favour to the child from your second marriage is the mark of quite a serious piece of work.

As is a stepmother who would allow that situation to play out. Anyone with any common decency would've made sure the opposite happened.

You have to accept that people had lives before you appeared, and if that includes a child you have to be mature enough and adult enough to accept coming third when that stepchild needs or wants their parent.

Two scumbags as far as I've concerned - go and lecture someone else on peace and love.

In fact, never mind Linda - Heather Mills McCartney is preferable to either John Lennon or Mrs Lennon II. Linda McCartneys dry and grim sausages are also more palatable than that pair of Dakota dwelling hypocrites ever were.

Linda. She recognised her limitations.

Yoko didn't.