Nightjar wrote:

The best Bond movie.

Fact.

Also the best of the novels.

With the Diamonds Are Forever novel just behind.

Y'know, I've never read a Bond boook.

Well, if you decide to 'break Bond', then I highly recommend OHMSS to start with. And then DAF. If you can't get either of those, the first few chapters of Thunderball are pretty good. All Bond healthening up and switching to Duke of Durham ultra-low-tar fags (with the three gold rings).

Actu the Live and Let Die novel is also very lively, now I come to think of it.

I've read The Man With The Golden Gun.

Apparently one of his worse, but it was alright. I think. It was a while ago now.

I won't be bothering. As with almost everything, if there's a film of the book, that'll do.

No Love Island this year. I've never really watched it. I tried a couple of years ago to get into it, but I was typing an important work document and couldn't concentrate with the shrieking Scouse accent one of the residents had, so I've rather missed the Love Island boat. A quayside I don't feel too forlorn on, it must be said.

Now to see what's on the telly right now.

Captain Kirk meets Joan Collins.

It's the last-ever Voyager episode, in which Janeway travels back in time to help herself and her crew get home faster.

Now to see what's on the telly right now.

Paul Hollywood Eats Japan is on Channel 4.

It Came From the Desert is on The Horror Channel.

It is based on a video game.

I have a feeling I've seen it.

Does it involve giant ants?

V is on ForcesTV.

Mike attempts to rescue his son.

Now to see what's on the telly right now.

Mabel is on The One Show at 7 o'clock.

Akeelah and the Bee is on Film4.

Mr Spock's been stricken by Pon Farr again.

Following that, it's the first-ever episode of Star Trek TNG. The New Enterprise has been kidnapped by Q who wants to put the crew on trial for humanity's crimes.