An absolute mayhem of multiple dogs barking and going generally berserk.

Someone has tipped Junior Evel Knievel's motorbike over during the night. That'll teach the little sod.

It wasn't me btw, I went to bed at 9.15 and it wasn't there then.

I mean it wasn't there in the street, not it wasn't there in my bed. If it had been in my bed I'd have had something to say about that, I can tell you

Oh, I forgot to say.

Car crash between a souped up Fiat Abarth and a Mercedes 4X4 outside my place earlier on.


Right this minutes it's all those r*ddy dogs again.

International Space Station has just gone over outside mine, for the 4th visible time today.
Ok, I know it's 240 Miles up but it IS outside my house.

I can hear crickets.


And I don't mean from Lord's.

I can hear shouty woman berating someone on the phone again.

People next door have parked slightly too close to my car again. Not quite close enough to go out and passive-aggressively take a photo of the gap, but almost.

My neighbour has got a shiny new car, which he's been lovingly cleaning and polishing for the last hour.

By typing "flag red green yellow circle red shield" into a search engine I have discovered that the people on the other side of the above mentioned shiny car neighbour are from Portugal .

I thought they were Polish!

It's this kind of ignorance that caused Br*xit.

I got the first two letters right!

Could've been Poundland.

Fangirl Three wrote:

My neighbour has got a shiny new car, which he's been lovingly cleaning and polishing for the last hour.

I've seen that car again, but only at weekends. I know my neighbour has been here during the week because I've heard him skyping people in his computer room.

Maybe the car is so shiny he keeps it in a special garage most of the time?

In other news, when I was coming home yesterday, two coppers had pulled over a Mercedes cabriolet and were questioning the woman who'd been driving it. She was saying defensively 'Er I'm waiting on the signature, I'm waiting on the signature y'see'. I didn't envy her.

Two Police cars...

I think it's the woman from next door in the back of one of them

One car still there....

:CurtainTwitchin':

At 12.26 they took WDTBD away

They've replaced our orange streetlights with white ones.

I don't like them

They make the street look like a prison compound.

They've been replacing the ones in my area over the last couple of years. I much prefer the white lights; they give a much more natural feeling. I thought the orange ones were gloomy and creepy.

Orange is what I'm used to.

'The way the nights proceeded to turn the colour of orangeade'