Now to risk eating my defrosted spicy turkey burgers.

It's a holiday in Port Talbot
It's tough, bach, but it's life
It's a holiday in Port Talbot
Don't forget to pack some byrgyrs twrci sbeislyd ac ysgewyll Brwsel.

That post took much too long to create and, ultimately, it wasn't funny.

Not funny at all.

It was a doomed project from the very outset.

Despite my many doubts concerning whether it was in any way of merit, I had hoped it might work when realised on-screen.

I was very wrong.

I apologise unreservedly.

The handle on my freezer compartment just broke off in my hand.

What a cr*ppy day.

Freezer compartment handles are never built to last.

And neither are the hinges.

It was the hinge.

With the fridge I'm about to replace, when the ice compartment door hinges broke, ages ago, I replaced the snapped vertical plastic rods with metal screws.

This wasn't the "vertical r*d" - it was one of the curved fl*nges at one *nd that holds the "vertical r*d" in place.

The new fridge has arrived.

Despite being the same model as my previous one, it's not exactly the same as it.

I don't reckon the freezer compartment door's going to last long.

I've yet to turn it on.

I've now turned it on. The light is working and the fridge is buzzing. I take this as a sign that it's working.

I have now eaten food from my new fridge. It was suitably cool.

Was it all like ?

I'm defrosting my fridge!