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| | Subject: Is your local news rubbish? Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:53 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:24 pm | |
| Ours constantly veers between the banal and the appalling. It's 'pothole not serious enough to fix', 'woman raped in alleyway', 'traders up in arms about rubbish bags', 'woman dies tragically at holiday park'.
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:17 pm | |
| I'm not sure where exactly to source my local news now. I'm kind of in a Nowheremansland between St. Johns Wood, Paddington, Kilburn, Belsize Park, South Hampstead and Swiss Cottage.  It's just about as far North Westminster as you can get, where the Borough joins with Camden and Brent. Ergo, I imagine that my local news will be like Countess Fangula's but with a ratio instead of about 1/5 banal/appalling respectively. [s]  [/s] 
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:34 pm | |
| In fact, I've just checked the Borough boundaries. My side of the road is Westminster and the other side is Camden. 
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:35 pm | |
| Perhaps that's why this street is called... 
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:11 pm | |
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- 'Stop having sex with my hedge': Sheffield man's desperate plea.
Keith Tyssen has been carefully trimming the hedge outside his home into the shape of a tastefully nude lady since 2005.
However the 84-year-old says he has been continually awakened in the early hours by "lowlifes" trying to straddle his bush which he had named Gloria.
"It's offensive and appalling and is damaging her figure - privets don't respond well to being manipulated like that.
"It's changing the shape of her legs and thighs and is annoying because I spend a lot of time trying to keep her in good order."
Mr Tysen said he has to make regular repairs to the hedge and is now considering putting up a sign to address the issue. https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/stop-having-sex-with-my-hedge-sheffield-man-s-desperate-plea-to-drunken-louts-1-9271302 _________________ |
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:19 pm | |
| This is the street I live on (although most of the incidents occurred half a mile further up the road at West Hampstead)... https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/street-in-west-hampstead-is-hit-by-20-smash-and-grab-attacks-in-just-six-weeks-a3892221.html I just got my cashmere cardigan and D&G trousers dry cleaned done at Perfect Dry Cleaners. And I met Hemen Osman during the process, which means I'm famous now. 
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:35 pm | |
| From A.N.Other Forum: - Butterfield wrote:
- Cornwall Council adds apostrophe to Land's End. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-45499594
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:35 am | |
| Why are the BBC in London ignoring this vital story? Why?  _________________ |
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:45 pm | |
| A teenager's "fighting for his life" after being stabbed on Billy Fury Way.
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:13 pm | |
| 'New picture shows workers actually working on Ipswich Road site'  |
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:20 am | |
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- A spokesman said: “There were a number of small concerns raised by Jim Davidson on the night which were resolved by Charter Hall staff and Martin Goss, who happened to be visiting Leisure World at the time.
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:22 pm | |
| https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/17589800.taxi-driver-caught-defecating-outside-club-faces-further-action/  |
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Wed May 01, 2019 7:51 pm | |
| Our local news has been linked to by the New York Times today  (warning, contains Br*xit) https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/01/world/europe/uk-elections-voter-anger.html It's the most exciting American/NHOTW local news crossover since Uber took on Sheffield council and lost  |
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Mon May 13, 2019 9:53 am | |
| Van driver said his 'face was melting' before he accidentally ran over his mum |
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Mon May 13, 2019 11:23 am | |
| "Mark Buckland is accused of intentionally mowing down his mother Martha Drain" 
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| | Subject: Re: Is your local news rubbish? Fri May 24, 2019 4:45 pm | |
| Here's a screenshot from today's London Evening Standard... 
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