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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:48 am
Myxomatosis is an animal's disease, But I got so shook up mama that it ate away my knees.
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:57 am
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When you catch the light You look like your mother It crushes me some, Just right from the side
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:03 pm
In school we chase the boys home Of course the boys wouldn't leave us alone Wanted to carry our books and be our ho's But when the boys tried to get too close We said nay and told them to step off And a little after that we told them to get lost Cos at that time boys could only be friends
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Nice use of 'Hoes' and 'Nay'
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:57 am
https://youtu.be/nM__lPTWThU?t=100
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:23 am
Don't wanna believe what they're telling me Somebody's been picking in my cherry tree... Don't wanna mistrust nobody by mistake But I can tell someone's been digging round in my cake...
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I don't want to believe what somebody said But somebody said somebody's shoes was under my bed... Don't wanna cause nobody no bodily harm Somebody's been rubbing on my good luck charm...
And I ain't gonna stand for it, Baby!
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:49 pm
They say I shot a man named Gray And took his wife to Italy She inherited a million bucks And when she died it came to me I can't help it if I'm lucky
Oh, gawd, I laughed at with a Bob Dylan lyric. Is this what middle age feels like?
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:40 pm
I was laughing along with that when I was 18.
Idiot Wind is full of lyrics of distinction. I love the bit about the idiot wind blowing down the back roads heading south. I used to listen to it in my horrible student bedroom in 1990, imagining escaping down the back roads heading south back to Chelmsford and the happy world of sixth form.
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:06 pm
"You put on The Queen Is Dead I just want to talk instead"
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:35 pm
Sleepy head, kid sister Lying on the floor 18 years and younger, boy Well she knows what she's waiting for Yuki's a cool school mistress She's an oriental princess She shows films in the classroom, boy The put the paper on the windows. Ah... what can the sisters do Ah... Girls' School Head nurse is Sister Scala Now she's a Spanish doll She runs a full body out call massage parlour From the teacher's hail Ah... what can the sisters do Ah... Girls' School
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:43 pm
I was tired of being drunk My face cracked like a joke So I swung through here like a brace of jackrabbits With their necks all broke I stumbled at the door with my boot And I knocked against the jamb And I scrabbled at your chest like a mute With my fists of ham
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:06 pm
Here's Lola - ta-dah - to do her famous Spider Dance for you! Lighten up your pockets! Shake her skirts and scatter, there, a shrieking, six-legged millionaire with a blight in his sockets
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:11 pm
Spider Dance.
six legged.
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:13 pm
Lola and the "six-legged millionaire" are not the same person.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lola_Montez
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Recall the word you gave: to count your way across the depths of this arid world, where you would yoke the waves, and lay a bed of shining pearls! I dream it every night: the ringing of the pail, the motes of sand dislodged, the shucking, quick and bright; the twinned and cast-off shells reveal a single heart of white.
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:42 pm
I never thought that you would crab me Undermine me, and backstab me But I can see clearly now the rain is gone The pain is gone, but what you did was still wrong There was a few times I needed your support But you tried to play me like an indoor sport Like racquetball, tennis, pool, whatever... All I know is that you attempted to be clever Nevertheless, cleverness can't impress Cause now you've been expose like a person undressed And I see through you, 'cause I'm the Guru And what'ya gonna do when I start to step to you? 'Cause when I pay you back I'll be hurting you And this ain't a threat, so take it personal
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"A man is like a rusty wheel On a rusty cart He sings his song as he rattles along And then he falls apart
And we'll sing hallelujah At the turning of the year And we work all day in the old-fashioned way Till the shining star appears"
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun May 31, 2020 12:32 pm
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