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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Fri Oct 02, 2020 2:09 pm
Idles wrote:
I wrote a love song 'Cause you're so loveable I carried a watermelon I want to be vulnerable
I will not go to bars Or jump in strangers' cars Or mine sweep for wines And lines and lines and lines and lines and lines and lines It's not about the sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex I want to be your best ever friend Forever best friend
[Chorus] This modern love (love!) This modern love (love!) This modern love (love!) This modern love (love!)
I snuggle rumpusing love you I really love you Look at the card I bought It says "I love you"
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Oct 18, 2020 12:03 pm
I am a J*w, A J*W and you're my H*tler.
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:41 am
I'm gone. Long gone. Like a turkey in the corn You're not a turkey. A turkey is one of the dumbest birds on Earth Gobble, gobble, gobble
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:06 pm
And then we both settled down to our favourite meal D'you fancy veal parmesan and a case of warm chianti Pass my bag I picked up that bra you fancied Yes I knew that you wanted me
Louise Wener? Bra? He must be some sort of Peevert
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Thu Feb 04, 2021 9:56 pm
Oh, let your little light shine Let your little light shine
Shine on Wall Street and Vegas Place your bets Shine on the fishermen With nothing in their nets
Shine on rising oceans and evaporating seas Shine on our Frankenstein technologies Shine on science With its tunnel vision Shine on fertile farmland Buried under subdivisions
Let your little light shine Let your little light shine
Shine on the dazzling darkness That restores us in deep sleep Shine on what we throw away And what we keep
Shine on Reverend Pearson Who threw away The vain old God kept Dickens and Rembrandt and Beethoven And fresh plowed sod
Shine on good earth, good air, good water And a safe place For kids to play Shine on bombs exploding Half a mile away
Let your little light shine Let your little light shine
Shine on world-wide traffic jams Honking day and night Shine on another asshole Passing on the right!
Shine on the red light runners Busy talking on their cell phones Shine on the Catholic Church And the prisons that it owns
Shine on all the Churches They all love less and less Shine on a hopeful girl In a dreamy dress
Let your little light shine Let your little light shine
Shine on good humor Shine on good will Shine on lousy leadership Licensed to kill
Shine on dying soldiers In patriotic pain Shine on mass destruction In some God's name!
Shine on the pioneers Those seekers of mental health Craving simplicity They traveled inward Past themselves... May all their little lights shine
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:53 pm
Walkin' tall down the Danger Zone She hokey-cokey till the cows come home
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:40 pm
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Thu Feb 18, 2021 9:29 pm
Alice Cooper wrote:
One thing I miss Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night Making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms One thing, no lie Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie She's cool in bed And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms Come on, Cold Ethyl Freeze me, babe One thing, it's true Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you And everything is my way Ethyl don't have much to say Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms Come here, Cold Ethyl What makes you so cold? Ooh, so cold... ooh... Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl If I live till I'm 97 You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven Cause you're cool, you're ice Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Feb 21, 2021 9:05 pm
Don't take it for granted Love when you have it You might be looking over A lonelier shoulder
Remember when we said We'd never have children I'm holding your baby Now that we're older
How time has revealed how Little we know us I've been too busy I should've noticed
Days that keep slipping A life that I'm missing I wish it were true love I wish we were kissing
Show me a love that Won't ever leave Or look for another One to deceive I'm beginning to wonder If anything's real Guess we're just at the mercy Of the way that we feel Alive with a past
No other can share Alone with a heart No other can bear So give me some heaven Just for a while Make me eternal There in your smile
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Feb 21, 2021 9:24 pm
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Fri Feb 26, 2021 10:54 am
Came to your door, said you were busy You had a visit from your aunt Lizzy So what we did was we postponed our dope beat session 'Til she'd flown home So I thought I'd practice all by myself But I realized I'd left my lyrics file on your shelf I couldn't believe at what I found Saw you and aunt Lizzy getting on down You can't imagine at what I saw It wasn't aunt Lizzy but a cheap dumb broad That was the last straw, wouldn't take no more Walked out the door, what could I stay for? He lied, but never tried More interested in a bit on the side But never mind, I've got better things to do so All my best wishes, from Betty Boo
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sat Feb 27, 2021 7:48 pm
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Death will be unlike a room full of spiders all clinging together and crying...
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:31 pm
Days have passed And all the Queen's bees drones are dying But we're gonna make it, baby Cause we live in Brooklyn, baby
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:57 pm
I sit alone in my four-cornered room starin' at candles Dreamin' of the people I've dismantled
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:26 pm
I'll rip a whole in the ozone and leave you suckas spinnin' in space I'll spit in ya face to show you how a c*****s taste At this pace you bitches'll never finish the race I'll play the sh*t from your tapes and make you admit it's a waste
You're always after the cash or after the ass But you'll only be ashes and gas after the blast It doesn't matter if your made of matter or mass I'm releasin' raps so powerful they're shatterin' glass
Put a rapper in a cast from his neck to his toes Dissectin' my foes, peel away the flesh from the bone Testin' ya dome, to see if it can take the pressure from blows That are thrown like small stones in a cyclone
I'm terrible, beatin' you f******s and tearin' the beat into fragments Then eatin' rappers like Tarrantula's feedin' habbits You drop lines that you fl*p hot dimes But ya man R*chard will make her eyes roll counterclockwise
I'll crush rhymes with a singular line If you can't hold the weight, it'll injure ya spine I'm not ill like walkin' in the projects with a nine I'm ill like movin' solid objects with the mind
I was designed by a scientific staff that studied metaphysics of math Tryna' develop the perfect paragraph I'm spittin' raps that'll make your mother laugh Then travel over water and land like a hovercraft
I raise my staff like Moses and open up the oceans 'Til transparent walls of waves are exposin' Whales in motion, floatin' While deadly tiger sharks are approachin' ready to rip 'em open
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Oct 24, 2021 11:30 pm
Nightjar wrote:
I sit alone in my four-cornered room starin' at candles Dreamin' of the people I've dismantled
Oh, not a three-cornered room then?
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:29 pm
Lights come on and I'm bombin' Vietnam-ing'm, Napalm-ing'm, AK'll calm 'em Mom be like "Who harmed them?"
I don't know, but they put em in the noose and Saddam'd 'em And nobody warned 'em!
This is what it sounds like when you puttin' work in Like Norman Bates pullin' back the shower curtains...
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:37 pm
It's gettin' hot in herre So take off all your clothes I'm gettin' so hot (uh, uh, uh, uh) I wanna take my clothes off
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Subject: Re: Gr8 Lyrics of Distinction Fri Dec 10, 2021 7:49 pm
I'm getting all quivery lipped here...
It happened tonight, I had to do it or die It happened tonight, I finally learned how to fly
And so diving and soaring and swirling, I fly like the wind How did I do it? I wouldn't even know where to begin I was playing a solo on my electric guitar And the next thing I know, I'm sailing around through the air
It just happened tonight, I had to do it or die It happened tonight, I finally learned how to fly
I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm flying! What more can I say? It's a thrill beyond words, it completely captures the day And so now I'll go flying as well as go dancing all night I feel like a feather, I feel like a small beam of light
It just happened tonight, I had to do it or die It happened tonight, I finally learned how to fly