Re: The general movie running commentary thread

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Dull character stuff.

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Starting to feel sleepy.

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Maybe I should skip to the end, seeing as this is exactly the same as John Carter, but not as nice to look at.

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Boring, spider shooting sequence.

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I've skipped forward to the last fifteen minutes.

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The hero still sounds bored to death, even though it's the climax.

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Swordfight with the villain.

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Aliens pushing something. I don't know why.

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Swordfight in what looks like a steelworks.

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Jumping about.

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They've been grabbed by a giant insect.

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The villain's been killed by it.

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Everyone seems to have gone to sleep.

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The princess doesn't seem to be able to move her face. It's like she's wearing a rubber mask.

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I don't have a clue what's going on.

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I don't have a clue what's happening.

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Everybody's waking up.

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Apart from the audience.

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Now the hero's back on Earth.

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The End.

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