Re: The OFFICIAL "What's that in your eyeballs" thread? Accept no substitutes!

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The Lego Movie is on Channel5.

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Jurassic World is on ITV2 at 8 o'clock.

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The Monkey's Paw is on the Horror Channel, at 9.

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Horror Express is on after that.

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Jamie Theakston is investigating Mary Magdalene on Yesterday, followed by a TOTP2 Wham! special.

Are you sure he wasn't presenting the TOTP2 Wham! special?

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I was just flicking through the channels and saw Hugh Grant doing naughty things to Ben Whishaw. He then just performed an act upon him in front of the Houses of Parliament.

It's a thing about MP Jeremy Thorpe. It's truly disgusting.

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Now to see what's on the telly right now.

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The Others is on the Sony Movie Channel

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But it's only 7 o'clock. You can't show a film like that at only 7 o'clock.

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Do these people have no respect for horror?

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When aliens with psychic powers board the New Enterprise, various crew members fall into comas.

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That's a rubbish evening's line-up; premature horror and comas.

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Now to see what's on the telly right now.

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Charlotte Church is going to be on The One Show.

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I wonder who'd win a fight between Charlotte Church and Shirley Temple?

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The Three Musketeers is on Film4, followed by Pulp Fiction.

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Why is it called The Three Musketeers when there are four of them?

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Aramis, Atos, Port Holes and Dart Onions.

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Can these people not count?

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Did they charge at all those windmills for nothing?

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