Re: The OFFICIAL "What's that in your eyeballs" thread? Accept no substitutes!

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The Innocents Others is on the Sony Movie Channel at 9 o'clock.

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Data has to get to the bottom of a tale told by a boy found in a wrecked vessel. As they spend more time together, the boy begins to emulate everything Data does.

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It means he'll keep quoiting Mark Twain.

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The Beauty Jungle is on TalkingPicturesTV at 9:10. I don't know what it's about but it sounds gripping.

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It's about a typist entering a beauty contest.

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One moment, she's like . The next, she's like .

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Now to see what's on the telly right now.

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The FA Cup final between Manchester Unitedoid and Chelsea Pensioners UFC is on BBC1. I don't know what the score is.

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Dad's Army is on BBC2.

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It isn't the one about the captured U-boat crew!

But it's always the one about the captured U-boat crew.

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Ninja Warrior UK is on ITV.

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The Martian is on Channel4 at 9 o'clock.

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Pacific Rim is on ITV2.

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Channel Off Air is on BBC4.

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Jamie Theakston is investigating Mary Magdalene on Yesterday, followed by a TOTP2 Wham! special.

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Creature is on the Horror Channel.

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Amity II: The Repossession is on at, 9.

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Now to see what's on the telly right now.

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The Chelsea Flower Show is on BBC1.

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Followed by a Countryfile Spring Special.

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