Re: The 1980s horror movie running commentary thread

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Door is falling apart.

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Mummy hand.

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Child is rescued by a strange man.

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Jamie Lee Curtis is with him.

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Their truck won't start.

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This wouldn't be happening if they had bikes.

Like in ET.

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People stood around at a meeting of townsfolk.

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There's a character who's literally done nothing but talk into a microphone, doing a running commentary.

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Jamie Lee's headed for a church.

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The important people are now in the church.

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Running Commentary Woman is about to be enveloped in fog.

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It's banging on her lighthouse.

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Church is under attack.

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Hands are smashing through the stained glass.

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Stained glass is expensive.

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The fog has been very ineffective in its attempts to kill Running Commentary Woman.

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The church is still under attack.

This is like that episode of Father Ted with the old women attacking the church.

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Mummies are in the church.

The vicar says he has their cross of gold.

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They are pirate mummies.

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Why, exactly, do the mummy pirates want the gold? What are they going to buy with it?

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