Re: The new Medonymous memorial football thread

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Now above Chelsea and Tottenham.

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But not Man Utd.






Anyway Spurs and Chelsea play tomorrow.

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Chelsea played today.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

But not Man Utd.

Level on points with Man Utd.

[Nightjar]

Yes, yes they did.

My mistake.

Drew with some team from the outer provinces.

Also, Utd have a scintillatingly superior goal difference due to them thrashing Chelsea hollow on the opening day.

[Nightjar]

Ooh! Ooh!

The sh*tball's on on ITV!

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England vs. Bulgary.

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The Bulgary national anthem is great.

So majestically sombre and melancholy.

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Really epic 'lamentations of the suffering slaves' stuff.

Fair brings a tear to the eye.

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Bulgary have a player called Nadia Popov.

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And a striker called Marcelo Nascimento da Costa.

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England's typically lame Wembley fans being drowned out by the Bulgarian fans.

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Walthamstow High Street must be half empty today.

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Kane delivers yet again.

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England Vs. Kosovo 2nite.

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North Westminster'll be half empty this evening.

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Kosovo have scored after 30 seconds.

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ITV hadn't even finished putting the team line-ups graphic across the b*ttom of the screen.

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Goal timed at 34 seconds.

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England equalise.

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