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Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Oct 01, 2023 6:46 pm
Jonathan Frakes. No one wants to know more about you than he does. So, let's see how many of his questions we can answer.
And these are the questions:
And these are the questions:
Star Trek's Jonathan Frakes wrote:Have you ever walked out of a mall, into a huge parking area and realised you've forgotten where you parked your car?
Ever gone mountain biking?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
What's the right tip?
Have you called a plumber to your home lately?
Are you superstitious?
How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?
Would you display that as a trophy?
Do you have a pet?
Do you have a sweet tooth?
Do you believe in the power of a curse?
Have you had your hearing tested lately?
Planning a trip soon?
Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?
Do you love to go a wandering beneath the clear blue sky?
Have you noticed what big stars real estate agents have become?
Are you careful with your personal records?
Does your computer ever seem to have a mind of its own?
Have you ever visited a Chinatown section of a major city?
Have you ever visited a flea market?
Have you ever visited a truck stop?
Have you ever had a job as a waiter?
Have you ever noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based, these days?
Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?
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Re: Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Oct 01, 2023 6:52 pm
Have you ever walked out of a mall, into a huge parking area and realised you've forgotten where you parked your car?
I don't have a car.
Ever gone mountain biking?
No.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I don't know.
What's the right tip?
15%
Have you called a plumber to your home lately?
No.
Are you superstitious?
No.
How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?
£400.
Would you display that as a trophy?
No.
Do you have a pet?
No.
Do you have a sweet tooth?
Yes.
Do you believe in the power of a curse?
No.
Have you had your hearing tested lately?
No.
Planning a trip soon?
No.
Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?
No.
Do you love to go a wandering beneath the clear blue sky?
No.
Have you noticed what big stars real estate agents have become?
No.
Are you careful with your personal records?
Yes.
Does your computer ever seem to have a mind of its own?
No.
Have you ever visited a Chinatown section of a major city?
Yes.
Have you ever visited a flea market?
No.
Have you ever visited a truck stop?
I've visited motorway service stations. Does that count?
Have you ever had a job as a waiter?
No.
Have you ever noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based, these days?
No.
Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?
No but I would like to put my hands and feet in some.
I don't have a car.
Ever gone mountain biking?
No.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I don't know.
What's the right tip?
15%
Have you called a plumber to your home lately?
No.
Are you superstitious?
No.
How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?
£400.
Would you display that as a trophy?
No.
Do you have a pet?
No.
Do you have a sweet tooth?
Yes.
Do you believe in the power of a curse?
No.
Have you had your hearing tested lately?
No.
Planning a trip soon?
No.
Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?
No.
Do you love to go a wandering beneath the clear blue sky?
No.
Have you noticed what big stars real estate agents have become?
No.
Are you careful with your personal records?
Yes.
Does your computer ever seem to have a mind of its own?
No.
Have you ever visited a Chinatown section of a major city?
Yes.
Have you ever visited a flea market?
No.
Have you ever visited a truck stop?
I've visited motorway service stations. Does that count?
Have you ever had a job as a waiter?
No.
Have you ever noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based, these days?
No.
Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?
No but I would like to put my hands and feet in some.
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Re: Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Oct 01, 2023 6:52 pm
Have you 
ever 
walked 
out of a mall 
into a huge 
parking 
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and realized 
you'd forgotten 
where you 
parked 
your car 
? Ever 
gone 
mountain 
biking 
? What do you 
want 
to be when 
you grow 
up 
? What's 
the right 
tip 
? You 
called 
a plumber 
to your home 
lately 
? How superstitious 
are you ? How much money 
would it take 
to make 
you 
spend a night 
in a cemetery 
? Would you display 
this as a trophy 
? Do you have a pet 
? Do you have a sweet 
tooth 
? Do you believe 
in the power 
of a curse 
? Have you had your hearing 
tested 
lately ? Planning 
a trip 
soon 
? Can you remember the tallest 
man 
you've ever seen 
? Do you love 
to go a-wanderin beneath 
a clear 
, blue 
sky 
? Have you noticed 🧐 what big stars 
real 
estate 
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? Are you careful 
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? Have you 
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? Have you ever visited a truck 
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? Did you ever have a job 
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to write 
your initials 
in wet 
cement 
?
ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your car ? Ever gone mountain biking ? What do you want to be when you grow up ? What's the right tip ? You called a plumber to your home lately ? How superstitious are you ? How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery ? Would you display this as a trophy ? Do you have a pet ? Do you have a sweet tooth ? Do you believe in the power of a curse ? Have you had your hearing tested lately ? Planning a trip soon ? Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen ? Do you love to go a-wanderin beneath a clear , blue sky ? Have you noticed 🧐 what big stars real estate agents have become ? Are you careful with your personal records ? Does your computer ever seem to have a mind 🤯 of its own? Have you ever visited a Chinatown section in a major city ? Have you ever visited a flea 🦟 market ? Have you ever visited a truck stop ? Did you ever have a job as a waiter ? Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme based these days ? Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement ?_________________
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Re: Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Oct 01, 2023 6:56 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLROgZ4Y0Js&list=PLC4mqmKvz1IaxeySHSjAPWc-FpEAv-fzM
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Re: Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Oct 01, 2023 6:58 pm
SiberianPrincess’sMidriff wrote:Have you
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Re: Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by Nightjar Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:21 pm
WTF is this S?
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Re: Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by Nightjar Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:24 pm
The Call of the Wendigo wrote:Do you love to go a wandering beneath the clear blue sky?
No.
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Re: Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by Nightjar Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:54 pm
Have you ever walked out of a mall, into a huge parking area and realised you've forgotten where you parked your car?
I've been to plenty of shopping centres (very large ones even), but not what North Americans would recognise as a mall.
Also, since I've never driven and thus don't have a car, the only times I've done so have been with friends/gfs who've not had any memorable occasions to forget where their car is.
Basically, I don't have Alzheimer's disease and neither do any of my friends.
Inshallah.
Ever gone mountain biking?
I've been on a mountain and have roden a mountain bike, but I've only ever been within approximately three miles of a recognised mountain and even then it was the '70s and the bike wasn't what would be recognised as a mountain bike these days.
I mean, I was 8 and it was Wales FFS.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I wanted to be a paleontologist when I was quite young (but I went off dinosaurs after Star Wars came out).
Then, later, I wanted to be a cartoonist/illustrator, but that proved to be a fallow field.
Then I had big plans to be a 'fine artist', but, despite my exemplary qualifications, I realised quite soon after that I h8ed that too.
And then I worked in a pottery studio with junior school-age children and I loved that so I thought I could be a teacher, but then...
So, now I'm still waiting to grow up.
I'll let you know, who ever you are, is what I am basically trying to say.
What's the right tip?
It depends.
Have you called a plumber to your home lately?
Actually, yes.
Are you superstitious?
Yes and no.
Depends on what Mystic Meg says.
From beyond the grave.
How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?
How much is on offer?
- Spoiler:
- Ultimately, I'd do it for nothing if I didn't have anything else on (like, a commentary for example), just to break up the monotony of my life.
Actually, I want to now.
How much does it cost to do?
Would you display that as a trophy?
Doesn't make sense once you consider my previous answer.
Do you have a pet?
No, but in a perfect world I'd have a kitteh.
Do you have a sweet tooth?
No.
Do you believe in the power of a curse?
Not really.
It can be good fun in a film though.
Have you had your hearing tested lately?
No, you prat.
Planning a trip soon?
No.
Why would I?
Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?
Stop wasting my precious time.
Do you love to go a wandering beneath the clear blue sky?
Depends how hot it is.
Have you noticed what big stars real estate agents have become?
I did about 10 years ago and it upset and enraged me a gr8 deal, but, one or two examples aside, it's been on the wane since the media realised that actual real people are actually really suffering.
Are you careful with your personal records?
Sort of.
I never throw any kind of letter of receipt away, but then I just throw them onto one of several random piles.
Does your computer ever seem to have a mind of its own?
No, you idiot.
My computer's just old and cranky.
Have you ever visited a Chinatown section of a major city?
Only the one on Craggy Island.
Have you ever visited a flea market?
I grew up in one.
Have you ever visited a truck stop?
You mean a service station?
If so, then, yeah, obvZ.
Have you ever had a job as a waiter?
No, thank Christ.
Have you ever noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based, these days?
I'm not American.
Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?
No.
You're welcome.
I sense that I got more out of this that 'you'.
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Re: Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:58 pm
What's the right tip?
My house is a right tip.
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by Nightjar Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:58 pm
Now to look back and see what I thought about it.
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by Nightjar Sun Oct 01, 2023 9:21 pm
The Call of the Wendigo wrote:What's the right tip?
My house is a right tip.
12.5% of a house?
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Re: Jonathan Frakes demands answers!
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Oct 01, 2023 10:05 pm
Now that we've done his straightforward questions, we can attempt his rhetorical ones. 
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by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:26 pm
And now he's telling us things.
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by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:27 pm
Jonathan Frakes wrote:Milk only comes in a carton.
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by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:28 pm
Jonathan Frakes wrote:The guillotine has been out of fashion for a while.
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by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:29 pm
Jonathan Frakes wrote:Wheelchairs like this are used in many ways.
I can only think of one way in which they're used.
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by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:30 pm
Jonathan Frakes wrote:Horses have always been thought of as magical creatures.
And as a good source of glue.
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by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:31 pm
Jonathan Frakes wrote:History is full of stories of magic clothing.
When he says, "History..."
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by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:31 pm
Jonathan Frakes wrote:The corner drug store was a magical place.
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by The Call of the Wendigo Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:32 pm
I feel I have learned much from Jonathan Frakes tonight.
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