Re: Wendigonians in da housework

by Fangirl Three Thu Jul 08, 2021 7:18 am

'Maldon Mud'

by Nightjar Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:37 am

Clacton Fuzz.

by Nightjar Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:37 am

Frinton Fuzz.

by Fangirl Three Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:50 am

Chelmsford Attitude

by Nightjar Thu Jul 08, 2021 2:53 pm

by cosmictanya Wed Nov 24, 2021 3:30 pm

My kitchen window has just fallen out. I went to close it, and it gave way - the entire thing, frame and glass plummeted all the way down. Emergency glazier - £470 call out fee.

by cosmictanya Wed Nov 24, 2021 3:31 pm

It's my birthday on Friday. I was going to treat myself to something nice.

by Nightjar Wed Nov 24, 2021 4:08 pm

Sounds like you're in a bit of a jamb.

by cosmictanya Wed Nov 24, 2021 4:14 pm

VG. It's my luck that this would happen in late November rather than late July. If it was warmer, I could've shopped around, taken the night to arrange something without desperation, avoided the emergency call out surcharge on top of a mere call out fee.

by Nightjar Wed Nov 24, 2021 4:15 pm

Sill, it could be worse.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Nov 24, 2021 4:23 pm

cosmictanya wrote:My kitchen window has just fallen out. I went to close it, and it gave way - the entire thing, frame and glass plummeted all the way down. Emergency glazier - £470 call out fee.

Did it fall out on the outside or the inside? llama

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Nov 24, 2021 4:25 pm

That reminds me of when my dad once checked my window frames and discovered they were only held in by fiction and could fall out at any moment.

He went round with his toolkit and screwed them into the walls to make them safe. happy

by Nightjar Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:22 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:That reminds me of when my dad once checked my window frames and discovered they were only held in by fiction

You're just making that up.

by Fangirl Three Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:47 pm

cosmictanya wrote:It's my birthday on Friday. I was going to treat myself to something nice.

That's made me feel even sadder than all the mentions of Silent Running. Which I hate to think about because it's so sad.

by cosmictanya Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:31 pm

It fell outwards. It's lucky nobody was walking by.

by Nightjar Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:50 pm

Yes, that would've been putty nasty.

by cosmictanya Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:03 pm

I've done my back in from my futile attempt to grab it. If only I'd known it was going to happen, I could've had some fun with it first. I don't know how, maybe thrown an ironing board or something through the glass, just to see how it would feel.

Very efficient repair service - a white painted frame with Perspex panes was installed in no time at all. If it wasn't for the ugly nuts and bolts and bracing on show, facing into the room, I could probably just get away with leaving it like that.

Amazingly, one of the sash panes was found unsmashed, all the way down - just some splintered wood frame along one side - they brought it back upstairs to show me. The rest of it was in various states of non existence. Smithereens or something.

by Nightjar Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:10 pm

A disappointingly prosaic description of events I'm afraid.

The glazier wasn't a mysterious, swarthy young man with an innocent, but faintly heathen air about him then?

An uncanny resemblance of the infamous, near-Lovecraftian, pharaoh of the North End Road?

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