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The Call of the Wendigo
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:44 pm | |
| His left ear, his right ear and his wild front ear. _________________  |
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Nightjar
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:46 pm | |
| I don't mean to be meant in one of those 'ways' BTW that.
Like, I'm a reactionary - leading?
I'm not.
I'm an Anarchist.
Ethically speaking.
An Anar-chiste even.
Gate's open...
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Nightjar
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:28 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:34 am | |
| I didn't get it.  _________________ a "couldn't care less, come on life ... amuse me, merchant" |
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The Call of the Wendigo
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:08 pm | |
| The joke or nightie's response? _________________ |
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Fangirl Three
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Thu Sep 22, 2022 5:52 am | |
| Nightie's responses aren't meant to be got. They're like free-form poetry, man.
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:51 pm | |
| I've bought an 8-pack of Penguins.
These are the jokes on them.
Can you guess the punchlines? _________________ |
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:52 pm | |
| How does a penguin make pancakes? - Spoiler:
With his flippers.
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:53 pm | |
| Why don't penguins like Rock music? - Spoiler:
Because they only like Sole.
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:55 pm | |
| What did the penguin get from the genie in the lamp? - Spoiler:
Three fishes.
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:56 pm | |
| What's a penguin's favourite dog? - Spoiler:
A bichon freeze.
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:57 pm | |
| Why did a penguin make a fish pun? - Spoiler:
Just for the halibut.
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:58 pm | |
| Why are penguins' shops so busy? - Spoiler:
Because the fish fillet.
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:58 pm | |
| There were only six jokes.  _________________ |
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Fangirl Three
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Sep 27, 2022 3:43 pm | |
| Three of those made me laugh. And the halibut one was quite clever.
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Sep 27, 2022 3:51 pm | |
| I liked the shop one. _________________ a "couldn't care less, come on life ... amuse me, merchant" |
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Sat Nov 12, 2022 6:26 pm | |
| _________________ a "couldn't care less, come on life ... amuse me, merchant" |
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:28 pm | |
| Have you seen the terrible news?
Apparently a woman sat on a bacon slicer: Dis Arsed Her (disaster) _________________ a "couldn't care less, come on life ... amuse me, merchant" |
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:31 pm | |
| - The Call of the Wendigo wrote:
- What's a penguin's favourite dog?
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A bichon freeze.
Pekingese dog?  Oh it's a type of dog, and the names got freeze in it. _________________ a "couldn't care less, come on life ... amuse me, merchant" |
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| | Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Jan 23, 2023 12:14 pm | |
| What's red and bad for your teeth? - Spoiler:
A brick
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