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What's red and bad for your teeth?

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The Morning Star?

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I hear the late singer of the Fall has joined the Unification Church and is recording a cover of a Television song:

Mark E. Moon (Marquee Moon)
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scared

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What kind of sweets do French revolutionaries like?

Fruit bastilles.

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Jean-Paul Marathon?

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What's brown and sticky?

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This was voted the funniest joke at this years Edinburgh Fringe:

I started dating a zookeeper...

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Colbert

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Doesn't work on a number of levels.

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I agree. It is a very poor effort. sad yes

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It is pathetic.

A joke in many respects.

Other than in the only important respect.

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'I'm going out with a guy who works in a zoo.'
'He sounds like a keeper.'

Much better!
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Three hookers sitting at the bar.

I can fit a tennis ball up mine, says the first.

That’s nothing, I can fit a football up mine, says the second.

You’re both pathetic, says the third, as she starts a long slide down the length of the barstool.
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Let's see if we get the world's oldest known joke.

The Sumerian Dog Joke That Makes No Sense.


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I don't get it. Colbert

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The oldest recorded English joke is this Anglo-Saxon one:

'What is the cleanest leaf?'
'It is the holly leaf, for nat nobody will wipe his arse with them.'

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