It's old Joke day! (24th July)
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Posts : 104828Karma : 849Join date : 2018-05-05 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Mon Jan 23, 2023 12:21 pm SiberianPrincess’sMidriff wrote: What's red and bad for your teeth?Spoiler: A brick
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Posts : 42739Karma : 459Join date : 2021-07-19 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:26 pm VIDEO
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Posts : 42739Karma : 459Join date : 2021-07-19 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Jan 31, 2023 1:05 pm I hear the late singer of the Fall has joined the Unification Church and is recording a cover of a Television song: Mark E. Moon (Marquee Moon)
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Posts : 11118Karma : 386Join date : 2018-05-03 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Fri Jul 14, 2023 5:41 am What kind of sweets do French revolutionaries like? Fruit bastilles.
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Nightjar
Posts : 104828Karma : 849Join date : 2018-05-05 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:43 pm What's brown and sticky?
Spoiler: A P.J. Harvey album cover.
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Nightjar
Posts : 104828Karma : 849Join date : 2018-05-05 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Aug 22, 2023 12:36 pm This was voted the funniest joke at this years Edinburgh Fringe:
I started dating a zookeeper...
Spoiler: But it turned out he was a cheetah.
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SiberianPrincess’sMidriff
Posts : 42739Karma : 459Join date : 2021-07-19 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:12 pm Doesn't work on a number of levels.
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Posts : 141980Karma : 1138Join date : 2018-05-02 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Aug 22, 2023 4:27 pm I agree. It is a very poor effort.
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Posts : 104828Karma : 849Join date : 2018-05-05 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:06 pm It is pathetic. A joke in many respects. Other than in the only important respect.
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11118Karma : 386Join date : 2018-05-03 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Wed Aug 23, 2023 6:45 am 'I'm going out with a guy who works in a zoo.'
'He sounds like a keeper.'
Much better!
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Posts : 5423Karma : 215Join date : 2019-08-14 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:28 am Three hookers sitting at the bar. I can fit a tennis ball up mine, says the first. That’s nothing, I can fit a football up mine, says the second. You’re both pathetic, says the third, as she starts a long slide down the length of the barstool.
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Posts : 141980Karma : 1138Join date : 2018-05-02 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Wed Nov 01, 2023 8:13 pm Let's see if we get the world's oldest known joke.The Sumerian Dog Joke That Makes No Sense. VIDEO
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Posts : 141980Karma : 1138Join date : 2018-05-02 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Wed Nov 01, 2023 8:13 pm I don't get it.
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Posts : 11118Karma : 386Join date : 2018-05-03 Subject: Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July) Thu Nov 02, 2023 6:21 am The oldest recorded English joke is this Anglo-Saxon one: 'What is the cleanest leaf?' 'It is the holly leaf, for nat nobody will wipe his arse with them.'
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