Hairdowatch!
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Hairdowatch!
Hmmm...
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
I was quite drunk last night and...
It would appear that...
I cut my own hair...
I got up and looked in the mirror and was all like...
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
I was quite drunk last night and...
It would appear that...
I cut my own hair...
I got up and looked in the mirror and was all like...
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Re: Hairdowatch!
What is more...
It would appear that...
I threw all the cut hair in a frying pan...
It would appear that...
I threw all the cut hair in a frying pan...
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Re: Hairdowatch!
None.
In fact, considering I've never in my entire life attempted, nay DARED, to cut my own hair before, it's almost an bad haircut.
I've payed actual money for worse.
I'm still going to have to go and get it cut properly later on though.
In fact, considering I've never in my entire life attempted, nay DARED, to cut my own hair before, it's almost an bad haircut.
I've payed actual money for worse.
I'm still going to have to go and get it cut properly later on though.
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Re: Hairdowatch!
I echo WhatDoesThisButtonDo. That's not sorting out your fringe or trimming a bit that's been annoying you. That is quite a lot of hair to hack at, even sober. But drunk - I'm surprised there was no bloodied pillow. You might as well get it shaved off and start from scratch.
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Re: Hairdowatch!
Nightjar wrote:
In fact, considering I've never in my entire life attempted, nay DARED, to cut my own hair before, it's almost an bad haircut.
Almost a Good haircut?
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Re: Hairdowatch!
No, almost a bad one.
It's a mess, but, smashed as I was, you can see what I was after - a short back and sides, just very cack-handedly executed.
Like it was done with a pair of kid's safety scissors for cutting plasticine.
By a kid.
Who was drunk.
It's a mess, but, smashed as I was, you can see what I was after - a short back and sides, just very cack-handedly executed.
Like it was done with a pair of kid's safety scissors for cutting plasticine.
By a kid.
Who was drunk.
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Re: Hairdowatch!
I told this story to the woman who was cutting my hair this morning and she shrieked with laughter when I mentioned the frying pan.
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Re: Hairdowatch!
I've had an proper haircut now.
I always get them to cut it too short on top.
I always get them to cut it too short on top.
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