Re: Is your local news rubbish?

by cosmictanya Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:44 am

Nightjar wrote:
cosmictanya wrote:
Nightjar wrote:Did I ever tell you about my appointment across the road with a very rude woman at the DSS?

It was called House.

Oh, such happy memories.

Knocked down for luxury flats now.

Yeah, was grim. I saw that and they're horrible. Considering how many people must've been treated like refuse there, the site should've been properly used to safely and securely socially house people. Great for people, and karma restored. As for the flats at the cinema further along. I thought that should've become a cinema specializing in Latin American and Iberian releases.

Two great sites completely wasted, and now blighted by vulgarity.

by Nightjar Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:38 pm

As noted over on ***, no mention of the recent Fanchester mayhem I see. hmm

by Fangirl Three Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:11 pm

Goodness, that's only a mile or so from Fangirl Towers.

by Nightjar Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:13 pm

I think that you and Zarniwoop are both Fanchesterites.

Perhaps you already knew that? dunno

Is that the correct demonym BTW?

by Fangirl Three Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:51 pm

Fancunians?

I did know of Z's presence on my manor. Or vice versa.

by Fangirl Three Wed Nov 13, 2019 3:06 pm

https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/18031213.man-accused-toaster-attack/

Carl De’ath is alleged to have hit another man with the kitchen appliance on several occasions during a sustained attack

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:30 pm

by Nightjar Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:15 pm

Kilburn stabbing: Suspect arrested for attempted murder after man knifed in north London

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-stabbed-kilburn-north-london-a4408266.html

by Fangirl Three Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:49 pm

What was he thinking of, getting closer than 2m.

by cosmictanya Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:45 pm

Never mind local, national can be even more rubbish. As Covid-19 raced across the planet, we were being treated to ministerial interventions and nightly updates on the saga of the Big Ben bongs - itself a continuation of an interminable nationwide ding dong.

by cosmictanya Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:20 am

'These are the best hotels for sex in Essex', courtesy of Essex Live.

https://www.essexlive.news/whats-on/whats-on-news/best-essex-hotels-sex-love-1051028

Perhaps our resident Essexonians can confirm or otherwise.

by Fangirl Three Tue Jun 16, 2020 10:07 am

I wonder if the proprietors of those gracious hotels were told their establishments would be in an article called 'the best hotels for s*x'.

Wivenhoe House, Wivenhoe

I've had a meal (but no s*x) in the brasserie there. It was quite nice, a bit noisy though

Westcliff Hotel, Southend

When I go to Southend I often fantasise about staying there - waking up in the morning and wandering down to the beach before breakfast (not s*x)

My favourite hotel is the Swan at Lavenham. For lunching anyway, I don't know what the accommodation/s*x facilities are like. Oh, that's in Suffolk anyway.

Other rubbish local news:

Bins are removed from beauty spot in bid to beat litter louts Shatnered

Royal Mail speaks out on why post has been delayed across the borough

Warning after make-up mirror left in direct sunlight causes bedroom fire hot hot hot

Greggs to reopen 800 stores for takeaways: Full location list and menu

by Nightjar Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:33 pm

There's been a shooting outside of my GP's. gasp

Is your local news rubbish? - Page 3 SNUeIcv

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/portobello-road-gunshots-shooting-injury-police-a4479711.html

by Guest Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:12 am

Is your local news rubbish? - Page 3 10654410

lol East Midlands city rivalry

by Guest Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:40 pm

The Manchester golirra

is shutting!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/manchesters-deaf-institute-gorilla-music-18608539

Gorilla No

by Guest Wed Jul 22, 2020 12:53 pm

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/deaf-institute-gorilla-saved-closure-18630674

by Fangirl Three Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:36 pm

https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/18637849.multiple-casualties-reported-three-hours-sees-huge-southend-seafront-rescue-operation/

A HUGE rescue operation was launched on Southend seafront following reports of "multiple casualties across three separate locations".

The spree of incidents culminated in a "multi-agency response" which saw multiple emergency services free two people trapped in the mud in pitch black conditions.

The night started at the Sealife centre in Eastern Esplanade, Southend, after reports that a person had entered the water.

The Coastguard arrived first to find there was no casualty in the water.

After the arrival of Essex Police and ambulance crews, the Coastguard team were called to reports of a large group of girls in distress on the beach opposite the Roslin Beach Hotel.

They arrived but were unable to find any sign of large group of girls on the beach.

The Coastguard said they finished searching for the girls, which they believed did not exist or had moved on before they arrived

, but were soon called back in to action.

Three off duty ambulance workers reported hearing shouts from the mud and people in distress.

However, no casualties were spotted

Further reports then came in of two casualties stuck in mud back towards the Roslin locale, the helicopter spotted them on their thermal imaging and Southend Coastguard then went to scene to deal with that incident and perform a welfare check on the casualties but they had by then made it to shore and left the scene

'Apart from that, it's been a quiet night. Over.'

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:33 am

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:34 am

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