I have just eaten 4 satsumas.

I was going to have toast. However I’ve turned the thermostat in my fridge freezer to max, and the sliced bread is one block, and it is so cold that it now hurts to place your hand on anything that’s been inside the freezer. All I’ve got is burst blood vessels on my hand, anywhere that’s made contact with it.

I'm drinking some beer that says 1664 on the tin.

It claims to be French but I'm not convinced it is.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

1664.

Wasn't the Black Death knocking around then?

There'd better not be any Black Death in my beer.

Especially not French Black Death.

I only want English Black Death.

I have now completed it.

I didn't like it.

It was very gassy.

Over the years, I have come to realise that I don't like beer.

I like beer a lot more than I used to, because I don't drink it very often. It's better as an occasional pleasure.

I had a 'strong red' beer at lunchtime, I passed out in the afternoon!

Not as badily as Wendykins though.

For the past three days, I've been putting tomatoes in my sandwiches, for the first time in several years.

I've quickly come to remember why I stopped putting tomatoes in my sandwiches.

The moment they hit my stomach, my stomach acts like pixies are dancing inside it, wearing lead boots.

I shall Google to see if this is a common reaction to eating tomatoes.

Quote :

Tomatoes contain fructose and some people have fructose malabsorption or fructose intolerance.

https://www.livestrong.com/article/461130-why-do-tomatoes-upset-your-stomach/

Quote :

It's possible to have an intolerance to tomatoes, which would make tomatoes hard for your body to digest.

https://www.livestrong.com/article/546076-tomato-intolerance-and-digestive-symptoms/