My humidity is currently above yours.

How do you know what the humidity is in your 'house' for Pity's sake?

Do you have contraptions like what the Brain of Morbius was suspended in bolted to your walls.

Did they come with the house, like a smoke alarm or something.

Or a bidet?

Basically, what is this witchcraft!?

Do you have to gaffer-tape a hedgehog to the wall and periodically measure how thirsty it is?

I have a teeny little hygrometer that I bought on eBay.

Me three. We have been over this several times already. You can get them for well under £10 if you want to join in with the fun.

Coming from someone who can't bring himself to buy a CD for any more than thrippeny piece.

Hedgehogs are too cute. I was distressed on one of my evening walks to come across a dead one with a shoe print over it. Looked like a Timberland type boot had stamped down hard, centred perfectly on it. I hope it was already dead because otherwise there was a psychopath on the loose. One of the worst sights I’ve ever come across.

27 degrees.

52% humidity.

It was 39c earlier.

It took me by surprise. I must’ve absent mindedly turned the heating on when I was just checking stuff was definitely all off because I’m going away tomorrow. I went out to get a few things, and arriving back was like walking into hell.

26.5°C
64%

I'm moved it, 27.9°C 57%

27 degrees.

46% humidity.

Now down to 43%.

Now down to 42%.

If it drops below 40, you die.

Fact.

Now down to 41.

40% in my house, and I'm not dead.


Or am I?

Now down to 40%.

Where will it end?

What happens if it falls to zero?