When's the athletics on? It's the only thing anyone cares about.

Now it's the gymnastics.

They're finally putting the athletics on.

The women's 800 metres.

We've won the silver.

The first 2 in the 400 metres men's hurdles have both broken the world record.

The winner's being interviewed, with his man-cleavage.

Bruce Springsteen's daughter is taking part in the horsing events.

Forum favourite Katarina Johnson-Thompson has had some sort of an incident and was last seen limping on the track.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Is that her official name? "Bruce Springsteen's Showjumper Daughter"?

I bet Bruce has got lots of great jumpers.

I've just put it on. It's the sailing. Every time I put this Olympics on, it's the sailing.

Now they're showing baseball.

Seriously, there's only about three countries play it.

The skateboarding's on.

The Brazillian contestant is called Dora.

Probably named after Dora Bryant.

"Backside 540."