Re: The NEW, "What's that in your eyeballs?" thread. Part 16

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Maya's turned into a mouse.

Why hasn't she turned into a bigger monster than the bad monster?

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Now she's turned into a small monster with daft fangs.

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Which has turned out to be as much use as a chocolate teapot.

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Now Dave Prowse is being shot in the goolies by a fire extinguisher.

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He's not having much luck with fire extinguishers.

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They're taking forever to realise it's a robot.

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So-called scientists.

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Maya's turned into a bee.

She's taking forever to fly into the monster's ear.

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the same monster was happily walking around on the surface of the moon without incident.

I had some questions about that when I saw it on Tuesday.

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Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

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The Olympics is on BBC1.

Including women's football and the modern pentathlon.

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The Olympics is on BBC1.

...the modern pentathlon.

We've won gold in the women's event.

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Kubo and the Two Strings is on Film4.

That has a fabby Japanese style cover of While My Guitar Gently Weeps in it.

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The African Queen is on Great! Movies Classic.

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Or The! African Queen, as they've, no doubt, retitled it.

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Stargate Atlantis is on Pick.

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Killer Bees is on The Horror Channel.

I wonder what that's about?

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At 6 o'clock, Barbara Bain makes a disturbing discovery about one of the Moonbase Alpha crew.

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Probably discovered that one of them is a shape-shifting alien.

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Death Line is on TalkingPicturesTV at 9 o'clock.

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