More scratch marks.

William Blake.

Known as Blakey to everyone at the bus depot.

Still no sign of Stan and Jack.

Stan and Jack from On the Buses have the same first names as Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

Coincidence? Or something altogether more sinister?

Oh, anyway, while I was wondering about that, I think the tiger's killed the parents.

But I missed it.

Now there's blood everywhere and the boy's playing a piano, Linus style.

Story Number 2.

Timothy, with a scarred face.

"I killed Uncle Albert."

Del and Rodney'll be horrified.

Is this an On the Buses/Only Fools and Horses crossover?

It's the film I've waited for all my life.

People in these films always have huge houses.

This man should be played by Ian Ogilvy. Men like him always are.

And his wife should be played by Susan Penhaligan.

But she's not.

Prisoner style penny farthing bike.

The penny farthing's alive!

He's going to be murdered by a bicycle.

Jaws style music.

I'm not surprised. A bicycle is the only thing in the sea that's deadlier than a Great White Shark.

The hero's getting all wobbly on his feet.